tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-69322382024-03-08T07:24:03.385-08:00Opinions 'n A**holesA blog about things everyone has at least one of.
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Ramblings on technology, liberty, evolution in action, and general neat stuff.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger734125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6932238.post-1118181951476513392005-06-07T15:05:00.000-07:002005-06-07T15:05:51.483-07:00Off With Her Head! More evidence that we really don't understand the Japanese. Greenhead links to this WMV display showing a woman in a Japanese talent show losing her head. I have a guess about how she does it, but if anyone thinks they know, please leave a comment. Unknownnoreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6932238.post-1117755013375321142005-06-02T16:14:00.000-07:002005-06-02T16:35:08.133-07:00Bin Laden Please Phone HomeThe FBI has weighed in on the moves by the FCC and FAA to legalize cell phone use in airplanes. Seems they are unhappy that they won't be able to wiretap calls whenever they feel like it. Terrorists might need to phone home from the plane to get instructions, or something. Yeah, right.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6932238.post-1117753995098263712005-06-02T15:56:00.000-07:002005-06-02T16:13:15.103-07:00Hazardous ActivitiesKite flying in Pakistan seems to be a dangerous pastime. During the recent annual kite-flying festival in the eastern Pakistani city of Lahore, nearly twenty people died. Two were killed when hit by a car. Six more fell off a roof. Two were hit by stray gunfire. A four year old girl's throat was slit by a metal kite string. Another electrocuted because he used wire instead of string. Seven were Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6932238.post-1117752969244339062005-06-02T15:17:00.000-07:002005-06-02T15:56:09.250-07:00Inside Deep ThroatThere has been lots of coverage in the media about the revelation that ex-FBI #2 man Mark Felt was the infamous "Deep Throat" source that Woodward and Bernstein used to blow open the Watergate affair. In a new article in the Washington Post, Woodward tells the story of how he met Felt, and how they came to leak one of the biggest scandals in American history. I do wonder just how long Woodward Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6932238.post-1117750458842911522005-06-02T14:58:00.000-07:002005-06-02T15:15:35.823-07:00Whom Do You Trust?Oxytocin is a hormone that up until now has been chiefly of to obstetricians. They use it to accelerate labor when 1; The fetus is in distress, 2; The mother has been having contractions for too long, or 3; The OB has a tee time to meet. Now Swiss researchers have found have found that the drug in spray form can be used to stimulate trust in people who are dosed with it. This suggests abuses Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6932238.post-1117749240439285272005-06-02T14:53:00.000-07:002005-06-02T14:54:00.446-07:00Put Up Or Shut UpSaddam Hussein has been in jail for eighteen months now, and appears to be no closer to going to trial. The convenient fiction is that he is held by Iraq, even though his guards are from the American army. Neither group seems to subscribe to a prisoners right to a speedy trial. If they are going to hang him, shoot him, or otherwise dispose of him, lets get it over with. Hoping the ~70 year old Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6932238.post-1117748092592109392005-06-02T14:34:00.000-07:002005-06-02T14:34:52.600-07:00Never Date Anyone Weirder Than You AreSomehow, it's comforting to know that there are people out there who are significantly weirder than you are. Take this piece that Xeni Jardin posted to BoingBoing: "Last night at Dorkbot SF, Violet Blue gave a wonderful presentation on the current state of teledildonics: the science of manipulating sex toys through the Internet. Immediately following the conclusion of her speech, Violet proceededUnknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6932238.post-1117747626207656142005-06-02T14:26:00.000-07:002005-06-02T14:27:06.213-07:00Go Home!Somehow I didn't get this on my calendar earlier, but it seems that today is National Leave the Office Earlier Day. So go home! You were probably goofing off anyway.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6932238.post-1117586911529319082005-05-31T17:42:00.000-07:002005-05-31T17:48:31.553-07:00What Part Of 'NO' Are You Having Trouble Understanding?It seems that bureaucrats an politicians are the same all over. Some politicians in Europe are trying to take France's rejection of the EU constitution as a "maybe" instead of as a "no." Spiked reports: Within an hour of the French rejecting the European Constitution, senior EU figures insisted that things might not be what they seemed. France, the press, the world, might think that 55 per cent Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6932238.post-1117567423361637572005-05-31T12:18:00.000-07:002005-05-31T12:34:20.753-07:00Always Use Protection, IISynchronicity rears its ugly head! I had no hint of this when I put up the previous post, but CNN is reporting that NBC and WB will be airing the first primetime ads for condoms tonight to be seen on major US networks. The first WB show to get the ads will probably be The Gilmore Girls.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6932238.post-1117495126424855262005-05-30T16:16:00.000-07:002005-05-30T16:20:30.016-07:00Always Use Protection From WebProNews: "And here's the Firefox poster that isn't going to run, at least for now (click on it for larger image):"Why isn't it running? Because it might cause offense to some, according to comment in a post at Spread Firefox: Some time back over at SpreadFirefox.com, we started an effort to make a college poster to help spread Firefox. The results of this effort was a great poster that Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6932238.post-1117494950459846152005-05-30T16:15:00.000-07:002005-05-30T16:21:51.280-07:00It Takes A ThiefWhen the owner of a new car wash in Fredericksburg, VA found the till was coming up several hundred dollars a week short, he accused the manufacturer of the system of having duplicate keys, and of ripping him off. The loss came to thousands of dollars. In response, a video camera was installed, which caught this group of starlings ripping off quarters via the coin-return slot. This story started Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6932238.post-1117493152610297352005-05-30T15:39:00.000-07:002005-05-30T15:51:10.176-07:00Store WarsMay the Farm be with you! One of the best Star Wars spoofs I've seen features Cuke Skywalker, Obi-Wan Cannoli, Tofu-D2, C3-Peanuts, Ham Solo, and Chewbroccoli against the forces of the evil Darth Tader. There's no attempt at matching ILM's slick effects, the emphasis is on camp and the theme of the Farm. Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6932238.post-1117258050981775312005-05-27T22:24:00.000-07:002005-05-28T11:18:59.663-07:00Big Brother Is Shopping I walked into the local QFC supermarket yesterday to buy a couple of things, and I forgot to bring the @#$%&^!* shoppers card. This meant that I had to pay about a fifteen percent penalty. The checker tried to find me in the system, but since I had never filled out or turned in the personal info form, she really wasn't likely to find me. This all reminded me how much I really hate this whole Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6932238.post-1116970072672664022005-05-24T14:23:00.000-07:002005-05-24T14:27:52.683-07:00Cheap GasThere have been we sites that track the cheapest gas for some time. Now someone has coupled that information with the capabilities of Google Maps to produce an interactive display. Cool. I would have posted this a few days ago, but the site has been effectively slashdotted. It's back up now, and I doubt referrals from this blog will give them any problems. Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6932238.post-1116969057708153282005-05-24T13:48:00.000-07:002005-05-24T14:20:52.560-07:00Don't Try This At Home, KidsThe Force was not with Mark Webb, 20, and Shelley Mandiville, 17 when they fired up their lightsabers today. Either that, or the Evolution In Action police trumped Yoda. The pair was trying to videotape their own lightsaber duel in the woods some fifteen miles northwest of London, England. For the props, they used fluorescent light tubes filled with gasoline. Then they set them on fire, Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6932238.post-1116910262189791912005-05-23T21:44:00.000-07:002005-05-23T21:51:02.196-07:00Talking Phone BoothsSeattle is installing speakers and some video displays on phone booths, stores, and at the ferry terminal. The plan is for people who have visual or hearing impairments carry an RFID tag which will activate a prerecorded message with either safety and navigation information, or advertising from the adjacent store. The messages will be either spoken, or shown on the displays in American sign Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6932238.post-1116908359999739782005-05-23T21:07:00.000-07:002005-05-23T21:19:20.020-07:00SPF -12?Everything you thought you knew is wrong. This seems to be a common finding in medicine. Recent research is showing that Vitamin D is essential in preventing several kinds of cancer, including lymphoma, cancers of the prostate, lung, colon and, ironically, skin cancer. But for years dermatologists have been teaching everyone never to bare their skin without a heavy sun blocker, to block Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6932238.post-1116886078493310342005-05-23T15:06:00.000-07:002005-05-23T15:32:48.546-07:00Who'r Really In Charge Here? Here's something scary to consider. Are these really two different women, of has Hilary Clinton secretly taken over Washington State? ChristineGregoire HilaryClinton Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6932238.post-1116644127412921382005-05-20T19:29:00.000-07:002005-05-20T20:18:50.046-07:00Revenge Of The Sixth Speaking of the new Star Wars flick. First, in connection with the recent Photoshop article, worth1000.com is running one of its contests under the title "Cliche Hell- Star Wars". Entries cover the usual gamut of skill and taste. Also of interest, Newsday takes a look at some of the best moments in the series (such as the endless appearance of the Imperial Star Destroyer in the opening of Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6932238.post-1116641176134624022005-05-20T18:58:00.000-07:002005-05-20T19:06:16.140-07:00Just A Little GasFor those in the Seattle area, Propel has opened the first biodiesel station in the area, near the University Village shopping center. No word if you get to choose if your exhaust will smell like french fries, chimichangas, fish, or plain old soybeans.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6932238.post-1116640645250730522005-05-20T18:31:00.000-07:002005-05-20T20:16:37.566-07:00Burn 'Em If You've Got 'EmWithin hours of the premier, copies of Star Wars III were circulating in various formats on the net, and being sold on street corners. Techdirt is proposing that, contrary to the opinion of folks like the MPAA, this is actually a good thing for the franchise. The pirate copies will only act as teasers, and the real fans will pay to see the theater version and buy the tchotchkes anyway. Any Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6932238.post-1116639046511117742005-05-20T18:15:00.000-07:002005-05-20T18:30:46.516-07:00Radio Free BostonOr free radio in Boston. Techweb's Mobile Pipeline is reporting that grass roots wifi is doing so well, that the city doesn't have a need to try to implement a municipally run service such as those under way in Philadelphia or Rio Rancho. This kind of approach certainly appeals to my sense of laissez faire economics, and should definitely be cheaper.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6932238.post-1116637759784891932005-05-20T18:08:00.000-07:002005-05-20T18:09:19.790-07:00Eight Is Enough Two Chicago companies are teaming up to resolve one of life's great dilemmas. Vienna Beef has convinced to market hot dog buns in packages of eight. For probably one hundred years, hot dogs have been sold in packages of eight (presumably because that comes out to an even one pound), while the buns have been sold in packages of six or twelve (again, presumably because bakers deal in dozens). Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6932238.post-1116010349428426272005-05-13T11:45:00.000-07:002005-05-13T11:52:29.436-07:00Need To Find A Brothel?Several news sources are making a big deal about the results you get when you type the words "brothel near" and the name of your city into Google Maps. All that really happens though is that the search engine looks for entries with the city and the keyword "brothel." The system works just as well (i.e. poorly) if you try "little green men", or just about any other noun.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0