Keeping Us Safe From Teddy Kennedy

Ted Kennedy's killed more people with his car Than I have with my gun!

It seems that the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) agrees with many Americans that Senator Edward Kennedy is a travel risk. Kennedy was stopped from boarding a half a dozen flights because the name "T. Kennedy" was listed in the secret CAPPS (Computer Assisted Passenger Pre-Screening System) screening software. After some three weeks of this, DHS Secretary Tom Ridge got the problem corrected and apologized personally. Want to bet that the average citizen wouldn't have gotten anywhere complaining? Let alone received an apology. Of course, this now leaves us at risk from all the other dangerous T. Kennedys flying out there.