I Must Have Done It Wrong

A survey of college coeds by Maxim magazine produced some interesting numbers:

1. 69% admitted to having had sex while their roommates were still in the room
2. 73% have had oral sex in a moving car
3. 53% have made out with another woman
4. 46% have engaged in threesomes

Can I go back to college and be 20 years old again? Please?