Republicans Have Better Sex

According to a forthcoming ABC "Primetime Live" poll, republicans have better sex lives. According to the report, 56% of Republicans are satisfied with their sex lives, as opposed to only 47% of the Democrats.

Now I've always been skeptical of polls, especially boutique polls like this one. For example, maybe the real cause is that more Republicans are in committed relationships (87% vs. 76%). Maybe its because they are more adventurous about sex (72% vs 62%). Or maybe they are more honest. The poll reports that 33% of Democrats admit to having faked an orgasm, while only 26% of the GOP respondents did so. Go do your own research.