DHS Saves Disneyland From Skydiving Santas

Santa can bungee jump, use a hot air balloon, or even arrive by sleigh, but he can't skydive into Disneyland. A local shopping center in Anaheim has had parachuting Santas since 1999, but no more. No telling what kind of evil toys he might have in his sack, so Homeland Security must protect us.

It is interesting to note that only Disneyland in California and Disneyworld in Florida have such protections. No other amusement park does. The feds continue to save Mickey from Khrushchev, Santa, or any other would-be terrorist.