Wednesday, November 03, 2004

Surprise Election Victory

The election results are in. In an surprise upset, Junior Cochran, a black Labrador Retriever has been elected as mayor of Rabbit Hash, KY. The mayor-elect beat out 13 other candidates, including a pig, turtle and several other dogs. Predictions all week long had favored Higgins the donkey, but Junior Cochran got a 1,000-vote boost in the last 20 minutes of voting. Junior hasn't really specified his priorities for office, except that "he wants to pee on all the tires," said Higgins' owner and Rabbit Hash Historical Society president Don Clare.


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