Pringles Are Good For You

A team of researchers have treated a PCB-laden woman with fat-free Pringles. According to Betterhumans.com, "Researchers at the University of Cincinnati School of Medicine in Ohio and the University of Western Australia, in a not-yet-published study, say they have treated a woman with PCB toxicity over a two-year period using olestra in the form of fat-free Pringles. They report that the woman's chloracne disappeared and the levels of PCB in her fat tissue dropped dramatically." Should we send Yushchenko care packages of Pringles? Nah, they'd probably just use the cans to eavesdrop on WiFi.