Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Man Invents X-Ray Vision Machine

Troy Hurtubise, who brought us the Ursus Mark Grizzly Bearproof Suit (don't ask), claims he can see through walls. He has invented something he calls "Angel Light" that goes through walls, skin, or other obstacles like they were transparent. It also knocks planes out of the sky, stops car engines, and kills goldfish. Sounds like something off of a UFO. He has convinced the French Government to invest in the project. That means it must be real. Right?


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