Women Over 40

I thought Andy Rooney was dead. Seems he is still cranking out commentary, such as this piece found over at 3 Blind Mice. Two line I particularly found amusing:

• A woman over 40 will not lay next to you in bed and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free." Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.