Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Characters Not Appearing In The Next Star Wars Movie

I wasn't going to do any more lists for a bit, but this one was too good to pass up:

8. 3CPU - 3PO's multiprocessor brother
7. Chewbacco - The chaw spittin' Wookiee
6. Darth Humongous - The well-endowed Sith
5. Tango Fett - The dirty dancing bounty hunter
4. Senator Palpitations - The heart-attack-prone senator
3. Mannequin Skywalker - Anakin's acting double
2. Obi-Wan Cannoli - Ben's italian cousin
1. Han AcompaƱado - Han Solo's courteous, friendly, evil twin


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