Characters Not Appearing In The Next Star Wars Movie

I wasn't going to do any more lists for a bit, but this one was too good to pass up:

8.	3CPU - 3PO's multiprocessor brother
7.	Chewbacco - The chaw spittin' Wookiee
6.	Darth Humongous - The well-endowed Sith
5.	Tango Fett - The dirty dancing bounty hunter
4.	Senator Palpitations - The heart-attack-prone senator
3.	Mannequin Skywalker - Anakin's acting double
2.	Obi-Wan Cannoli - Ben's italian cousin
1.	Han Acompañado - Han Solo's courteous, friendly, evil twin