One Small Step For Pizza

Now you too can have the breakfast of Astronauts. From the program that gave us Tang, Bar Coding, and the Spacepen that writes upside down comes freeze-dried pizza. You don't even have to rehydrate it before eating.

The Funky Food Shop (which is where you can find this) also carries such staples as caffeinated chocolate truffles, tequila lollipops (with a real worm), and Colon Cleaner extreme hot sauce. Use at your own risk.

P.S. The Russian answer to writing in zero-gravity? They used ordinary pencils.