Bosom Busters

The Japanese are crazy over cell phones, but this reaches new levels. Hideto Tomabechi - known in Japan for de-programming brainwashed members of the Aum Shinrikyo, the cult behind the Sarin gas attack on the Tokyo subway system - is doing some brainwashing of his own. He is now selling ringtones that he promises will increase the breast size of those who listen to it. His business is booming. According to one 19 year old customer, "I listened to the tune for a week (...) incredibly, my 87-centimeter bust grew to 89 centimeters! It was awesome!" Go figure.