Wednesday, October 27, 2004

Crocodile Dundee IV?

Paging Paul Hogan. We found your knife.

Residents in a Florida neighborhood had adopted Elvis the five foot alligator as a pet (?!). So they were distressed when he was found cruising the local pond with a huge knife sticking out of his head. State wildlife officers euthanized the gator after determining that the injury was too severe to survive. The hunt is now on for someone missing a big knife. Probably not really the famous actor. The assailant can be charged with a felony alligator killing.


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