Hobbit Found At Los Alamos

Well maybe a would-be hobbit. Not one of the miniature people found in Indonesia.

A man was discovered living in a well upholstered cave in one of the steep canyons of Los Alamos. Someone spotted the smoke from his wood stove, and called the fire department. The cave had a glass front door, the stove, solar panels, satellite radio (ordinary reception in Los Alamos sucks anyway) and a supply of marijuana plants. Roy Michael Moore, the cave dweller, had been living there for years. The cave wasn't visible from above in the 100 foot deep heavily forested canyon. When I lived in Los Alamos house prices were high, but this is ridiculous!