Pubic Hair In Keyboard

A British ISP commissioned a survey of the dietary habits of computer users. They then proceeded to have an analysis done of the contents of peoples keyboards. The stuff that accumulates under the keys. Pretty disgusting. The study found "bread crumbs, crisp [potato chips to Americans] fragments, meat, sugar, salt and jam, [...] toe and fingernail clippings, grit, glue and pubic hair."