Sounds Of Silence

Are you bothered by all those pesky cell phone signals in your home or office? Fed up with blaring contractor's radios? Tired of all those baby monitors on your cordless phone? Well bunky, have we got a solution for you! Force Field Wireless (now there's a name!) is offering their DefendAir Radio Shield paint on sale for only $69 per gallon. Instant Faraday cage! Such a deal. For your bonus round question, if Michael Faraday invented the Bunsen burner, why isn't it called the Faraday burner? It doesn't burn bunsens.