Wednesday, January 26, 2005

It Also Cures Acne

The OceanCity Network of Thousand Oaks, CA has been selling these buttons, telling customers that if they will glue them to the bottom of their gas tanks, they will get "significantly" improved gas mileage and lower emissions. The button then "[sends] holographic frequencies into the gas tank and changes the molecular structure of the gasoline." Paging Lt. Commander Montgomery Scott! For this wonder of modern science, they actually charge $299.00! But discounts for resellers are available.


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