You Know You're A Geek When...

You know you're an old geek when you understand all the Nethack references in this "Yo Momma" list:

1. Yo momma's so ugly, her charisma goes up when she's polymorphed into an ochre jelly.
2. Yo momma's so stupid she thinks cockatrice is another word for a three way.
3. Yo momma's breath is so bad, she turns basilisks to stone.
4. Yo momma's so colorblind, she can't tell the difference between dwarf king and a dwarf lord.
5. Yo momma's so stupid, she broke her wand of wishing.

Complete list at bbsot.com.