Wednesday, January 12, 2005

You Know You're A Geek When...

You know you're an old geek when you understand all the Nethack references in this "Yo Momma" list:
  1. Yo momma's so ugly, her charisma goes up when she's polymorphed into an ochre jelly.
  2. Yo momma's so stupid she thinks cockatrice is another word for a three way.
  3. Yo momma's breath is so bad, she turns basilisks to stone.
  4. Yo momma's so colorblind, she can't tell the difference between dwarf king and a dwarf lord.
  5. Yo momma's so stupid, she broke her wand of wishing.
Complete list at


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