Burned His Butt.
Jonathan Fish of San Francisco really got his butt burned this week. Seems he was driving across the Oakland Bay Bridge one night, and he threw his cigarette butt out the window of his Ford Exhibition Expedition. We will ignore the ecological implications of this. Unfortunately for Mr. Fish, he had his rear window open at the time. The butt flew back inside, landed on the rear seat, and proceeded to burn the SUV down to the frame. Something isn't getting reported here.