What Can You Say About Chocolate Covered Manhole Covers?

It appears that semen-frosted brownies are not popular at Coeur d'Alene High School. When a 17 year old student sent some to a classmate, he was convicted on three counts of disturbing the peace. Seems to me this is a bit of an over-reaction. Reminds me of the time we sent a real hog's head by parcel post to...... Never mind. Boys will be boys.