Protect Against Space Aliens!

Now you can stop those pesky space aliens from frying your brain while at the same time guarding against getting cancer from cell phones. And you can do it (a bit) more stylishly than you could using the old aluminum foil beanie.

A Norwegian company called Handy-Fashions is marketing a cap with earflaps made of a special fabric designed to shield missiles from microwaves. They also have a scarf made of the same material for the babushka fans in the audience.