Now Wait Here And Be A Good Husband Dear

British retail giant Marks & Spencer are opening creches for husbands in several of their stores. The intent is to give men a break from the tedium of shopping. The facilities will be stocked with videos like "Best of Monty Python" and football matches. Each area will also have slot-car racing sets, remote control quad bikes and walkie talkie sets. No word on whether their wives/lovers/girlfriends/etc will have to show matching wristbands to reclaim them.