God Told Him To Come
When God told Nathan Dorrell to take his pregnant wife and two children and drive 480 miles to Florida and visit Terri Schiavo, at least he brought something to the party. Mr. Dorrell is a juggler. He wears a fluorescent orange tie that squiggled down his chest, and tosses silver juggling clubs into the air. That has to be more entertaining than what Jesse Jackson does.
P.S. If you've been living under your rock today, Mrs. Schiavo finally died of starvation and dehydration today, after all those compassionate people denied her a more dignified exit.