Britons Try To Save National Treasure

The British tabloid The Sun is trying to save, as they phrase it, "two of Britain's most outstanding monuments" (NSFW), Katie Price's boobs. The model had enhanced her original 32B assets to 32FF, but now says they are a little too big. She plans to have the implants removed/reduced. In response to the news, the Sun tried to get cooperation from Britain's National Trust, but the preservation group declined, citing the non-natural qualities of Jordan's monuments. The Sun is famous for its daily Page 3 Girls, pictures of topless women. Try to imagine the issue even coming up in America.