81 Year Old Terrorist Stalks Logan Airport
Actress Bea Arthur, best known for her roles in The Golden Girls and Maude (and who has one of the best designed web sites I've seen for an actor) became the center of attention at Boston's Logan airport on Wednesday. Security droids found a pocket knife in her purse when she tried to board a flight. She then began to scream "The terrorists put it there." Then she kept yelling about"the terrorists, the terrorists, the terrorists.'" The knife was confiscated. Ms. Arthur then threw a keyring at the droid. I'm surprised she wasn't arrested for having a projectile weapon.
P.S. Why is the major source for this story Ireland Online? Are American media tacitly censoring airport security nonsense stories?
posted by Ben Klausner @ Saturday, August 28, 2004
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You have some of the funniest stuff up here. Why don't you get comments? Is the world dead?
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You shouldn't be a well-kept secret. You're too entertaining. But then, there's this: The average individual today is too inarticulate to say much of anything either witty, or complimentary if it requires more than the use of one syllable. Viva education!
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