Friday, September 24, 2004

Conspiracy Theory

If you are sure that "They" are behind it, now "They" has a face. And a body. 43-year-old Andrew Wilson of Branson, MO legally changed his name to "They" yesterday. Just They, nothing else. He even got a new driver's license.

"'They do this,' or 'They're to blame for that.' Who is this 'they' everyone talks about? 'They' accomplish such great things. Somebody had to take responsibility," he said. At least his new name is printable, unlike the artist formerly known as Prince.

Mr. They is an inventor. His latest product is Shades Eyewear, sunglasses with a built-in visor over each lens.


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