Recipes Of The Damned

A compendium of recipes that I certainly wouldn't serve at a cocktail party. These include:

• Fruit Cocktail-SPAM Buffet Party Loaf
• Swift's Premium Franks in Hearts-and-Arrows Sandwiches
• Fish Pie, with Tench and Eels
• Spaghetti and Cabbage with Cheese Sauce
• Deep Fried Field Rat